My Truly Wonderful Wife

Front Cover: To my truly wonderful wife, I don’t have perfect fashion sense. (By now, you’re well aware.) I may not always notice subtle changes in your hair.

Inside: My jokes can be annoying, though it’s rarely my intention. That things about the toilet seat’s beyond my comprehension. There’s room for some improvement in my diet, I suppose. But I do deserve some credit for the perfect wife I chose!